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i like funny things like this:

"This is the transcript of an ACTUAL radio conversation of a US naval ship with Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in October, 19995:
Americans: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the North to avoid a collision.
Canadians:Recomend you divert YOUR course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision.
Americans: This is the Captian of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course.
Canadians: No. I say again, you divert YOUR course.

Americans: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS LINCOLN, THE SECOND LARGEST SHIP IN THE UNITED STATES' ATLANTIC FLEET. WE ARE ACCOMPANIED BY THREE DESTROYERS, THREE CRUISERS AND NUMEROUS SUPPORT VESSELS. I DEMAND THAT YOU CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15 DEGREES NORTH, THAT'S ONE FIVE DEGREES NORTH, OR COUNTER-MEASURES WILL BE UNDERTAKEN TO ENSURE SAFETY OF THIS SHIP.
Canadians: We are a lighthouse. Your call."

if you don't think this is funny read it over again and if you don't atleast smile at it then you are really messed up, i suggest counseling.

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